Friday, 27 March 2009


Work colleague burst his ear drum last out ear wax with a paper clip!!! granny used to say that you should never stick anything in your ear smaller than your elbow. Told colleague and he said your elbow wouldn't fit in your ear....I rest my

Thursday, 26 March 2009


Love Cats..Love Cats..I found this vid of two cats having a blether(A chat as we say in Scotland) it. If you watch this and have any cats in your house turn up the volume and they will come to investigate..What are they saying?. I have a theory about cats..when you give then a name they develop into it. I had a cat called Jamacia and life was just too fast for her..she was the most laid back cat in the world. I had another called Karma and yeah sometimes she was good..other times a little s##t. They never cease to amaze me....I hate dogs can't stand the things and nothing could persaude me otherwise.

Monday, 23 March 2009

My latest video..Hawaii-50..splodge

Monday, 16 March 2009

Jade Goody

Jade Goody..the rise and demise of a nobody. No disrespect meant... but love her or loath her she put herself on the map and..everybody likes to think that after they are gone they will be remembered and yeah this gobby chick has achieved that. I have grown to like her and at the end of the day has been a great mum and entertaining in a sort of irratating way. It disgusts me through that people through the express yourself channel...'You tube'..can freely post utter shite/vile/sick/demeaning/bigotry and still allow it to be displayed in the name of entertainment. Now don't get me wrong I have a very, very sick sense of humour..however even I have been disgusted by the following video. I actually highlighted it to 'You Tube' as offensive..still on. The video has now become a forum for hate and tit for tat.Yeah 'You Tube' you rock..ban a video because there is a copyright issue..'MONEY'..F##k with someones mind..nahhh..all in the name of free entertainment..

Thursday, 12 March 2009

These hands

These hands have...

Held my newborn son

Have climbed a mountain

Have carressed

Have defended

Have opened

Have shut

Have buried

Have offered comfort

Have scratched

Have picked

Have wiped tears

Have saved my life

Have held 140.000 ciggaretes

Have gestured in anger

Have given praise

Have painted

Have felt pain

Have given pleasure

Have thrown

Have found

Have pointed

Have ripped

Have saved a life

Have written

Have repaired

Have destroyed

Have built

Have planted

Have climbed a tree

Have crushed

Have pinged

Have nipped

Have Tickled

Have poked

Have Pushed

Have Dug

Have Slapped

Have massaged

Have knitted

Have Cooked

Have solved

Have Grated

Have stirred

Have felt cold

Have felt warm

Have sweated

Have shook

Have stroked an elephant

Have captured a fish

Have held a bat

Have broken 1 0r more of the 10 commandments

Have shook Morrisseys hand

Have squashed an insect

Have been read by mystics

Have typed this blog post

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

YouTube to block music videos

YouTube to block music videos
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Google Inc's online video site YouTube said on Monday it will block all music videos to British users after it was unable to reach a rights deal with the main songwriters' collection society.

As of 6pm Monday [9 March] every professional music video began being removed from YouTube.

The world's largest video sharing site said PRS for Music, a British collection society that collects royalties on behalf of nearly 50,000 composers, was asking it to pay "many many times" more than its previous licensing agreement which has expired.
"The costs are simply prohibitive for us - under PRS's proposed terms we would lose significant amounts of money with every playback," the company said in a blog on Monday.
The move is the latest sign of the tension between YouTube and the music industry and also indicates the video site's resolve to keep operating costs under control as it strives to generate meaningful profits for Google.
YouTube said PRS was unclear about which songs are included in the renewed licence.
PRS said it was "outraged" on behalf of consumers and songwriters by YouTube's move.
"Google has told us they are taking this step because they wish to pay significantly less than at present to the writers of the music on which their service relies, despite the massive increase in YouTube viewing," the London-based organisation said in a statement.
The move to block users access to artists' music videos and user-created videos, which feature licensed music, will take effect on Monday evening British time.
The commercial relationship between YouTube and PRS is separate from YouTube's relationship with major record companies. Those relationships have also been strained at times.
Record companies such as Vivendi's Universal Music Group or Warner Music Group own rights to the sound recordings and music videos. In December, rights talks between YouTube and Warner Music broke down after they failed to agree to payment terms, leading to thousands of videos being taken down.
YouTube and the music industry have had a tense relationship. On one hand, label executives acknowledge that the popular video site is the way many people discover new music especially as the power of radio and MTV wanes.
But at the same time with plunging CD sales, the labels hope that YouTube will serve both as a promotional outlet and a key revenue source.

This is bad situation for everyone concerned both arists and consumers. One of my own videos which had been on You Tube for over a year fell foul of You Tube's fall out with WMG and audio was removed. I know of someone who spent 11 hours creating a movie only to have the audio deleted and film direction ruined. Sort it out guys eh

Thursday, 5 March 2009


Disturbing video fro like it..however...not right

The sandman

I love the sandman is a wonderous thought that when you die dreams sister takes you by the hand..check this link for quotes from books..
The Sandman's main character is Morpheus, the Lord of Dreams, who is essentially the anthropomorphic personification of dreams. At the start of the series, Morpheus is captured by an occult ritual and held prisoner for 70 years. Morpheus escapes in the modern day and after revenging himself upon his captors, sets about rebuilding his kingdom, which has fallen into disrepair in his absence. Gaiman himself has summarized the plot of the series (in the foreword to Endless Nights) as "The Lord of Dreams learns that one must change or die, and makes his decision."

The character's initially haughty and often cruel manner begins to soften after his years of imprisonment at the start of the series, but the challenge of undoing past sins and changing old ways is an enormous one for a being who has been set in his ways for billions of years. In its beginnings, the series was a very dark horror comic. Later, the series evolves into an elaborate fantasy series, incorporating elements of classical and contemporary mythology, ultimately placing its protagonist in the role of a tragic hero.

The story-lines primarily take place in the Dreaming, Morpheus's realm, and the waking world, with occasional visits to other domains, such as Hell, Faerie, Asgard, and the domains of the other Endless. Many used the contemporary United States of America and the United Kingdom as a backdrop. The DC Universe was the official setting of the series, but well-known DC characters and places were rarely featured after 1990, with one exception: Lyta Hall, formerly Fury of the 1980s super-team Infinity Inc., figures prominently in the "Kindly Ones" story arc. Various characters from the series did appear in other DC Universe comics however, including an appearance by Daniel during Grant Morrison's JLA run. Most of the storylines take place in modern times, but many short stories are set in the past, taking advantage of the immortal nature of many of the characters, and deal with historical individuals and events.

City of lost children

Found this film a while ago..from the makers of stars a young looking Ron Pelman of Hellboy fame..very disturbing..

Film posters

Now this looks like a good this link to view 100 more wierd film posters..

Sunday, 1 March 2009

Mmmm...don't think this is working..

The Butterfly song

I made this vid over the weekend..Have been trying to wrap my head around adobe premier elements..thought the best way was to make something..lost the will too live..but sussed it out eventualy..The song is by a band Splodgenessabounds who had a hit with 'Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps' this wee gem... always makes me smile